1. If I were a fruit I'd be... The kind that when you have one your like "o.o MOAR -OMNOMNOM-"
2. If I were a color I'd be... Puke. The color you get when you mix everything together.
3. If I were an animal I'd be... BALOOGA WHALE PLZ.

4. If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... Uh, SPORK?
5. If I were a book I'd be... One that looks good but once you read it you kinda wanna burn it. o.o
6. If I were a clothing item I'd be
A hoodie.. cause I cant live without 'em.
7. If I were a jewel I'd be... A FAKE DIAMOND.
8. If I were an object I'd be... UR MUM.
9. If I were a car I'd be... THE ONE THAT YOU BUY AND WHEN YOU BRING IT HOME AND START IT THE ENGINE EXPLODES.
10. If I were an element I'd be... Idk o.o Air?
11. If I were a tree I'd be... THE ONE THAT FALLS IN THE FOREST WHEN NO ONES AROUND.
12. If I were a drink I'd be... Pepsi. Durr.
13. If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be... The one no one likes but when they try it its like OMNOMNOM.
14. If I were a person I'd be... OH I DUNNO.
15. If I were a planet I'd be... Planet X. CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT LOLOLO-*shotshotshot*
16. If I were an insect I'd be... The one on your windshield.
17. If I were public transport I'd be... A PLANE? AND I'D BE ALL WOOOOSSHHH- oh wait, the guage is- OMG, OMG WE'RE GOING DOWN OMG OMG NUUUU -dead-
18. If I were a song I'd be... ~I JIZZED IN MY PANTS~
19. If I were a movie I'd be... The one that everyone sees but no one likes.

20. If I were a season I'd be... Spring? o.O
21. If I were a flower I'd be... THE ONE THATS LIKE OMG SO PRETTY AND THEN YOU FIND OUT ITS POISENOUS AND DIE.
22. If I were a job I'd be... The sucky one.
23. If I were a cartoon I'd be... I DONT KNOW.
24. If I were a place I'd be...[Jizzing] In your pants.
25. If I were a gift I'd be... The useless one.
26. If I were a memory I'd be
THE ONE YOU WILL /NEVER/ FORGET.
27. If I were a city I'd be... The city in your pants?
28. If I were a sense I'd be... Taste -licks lips-
29. If I were a game I'd be... PACMAN

30. If I were a candy I'd be... M&Ms.
31. If I were a time of the day I'd be... MONDAY MORNING.
32. If I were an invention I'd be... SPORK?
33. If I were a body part I'd be... Penis. Just cause.
34. If I were a country I'd be... THE COOL ONE.. WITH THE ONE TOWN AND THE ONE FLAG.
35. If I were a flavor I'd be... -Licks lips-
36. If I were a sport I'd be... Is masterbating a sp- *SHOTSHOT*
37. If I were a smell I'd be... o.O -smells self- Lavender?
38. If I were a subject I'd be... SEX ED LOLOLO-*bricked*
39. If I were a flag I'd be... PIRATE ONE?
40. If I were a building I'd be
A burning one.
41. If I were a month I'd be... Idk o.O
42. If I were a perfume I'd be... LAVENDER?
43. If I were a gummy candy I'd be...GUMMI SHIP? -shot-
45. If I were a toy I'd be
Sex toy. >3>
46. If I were a textile I'd be... IDK. D:
47. If I were a shape I'd be... A STAR <333
48. If I were an answer I'd be... the one you forget.
49. If I were a common licorice I'd be
Huh? o.o
50. Tag 5 People!
MAX, CLAU, ASHLEY, UR MOM AND ABERAHAM LINCON.
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